N-The story of the 3 little pigs
It all started on a hot summer day, the 3 little pig brothers were in the process of taking there christmas pictures.
The photographer, Mr. Wolf had his eye on the pigs since they walked in. He kept suggesting dirogitory poses and skimpy clothes. But the pigs knew better. After they paid they scurried away.
W- Wait! Wait, little pigs! Oh little pigs, oh little pigs!
N- The wolf gave chase after discovering the pigs had forgottent heir photos. This of course frightened the pigs, and they ran has fast as they could to their homes. The first house he came across was one made of straw!
W- Little pig, oh little pig come out! Come out!
N- The wolf said has he waved his camra in the air, but just then, a beam of light from the sight bounced of the camra and onto the first little pig's straw house! A fire broke out! And after a few miniutes, the house was burned to the ground, and the big was cooked. Now the wolf didn't want to waste such a dilicious looking big, so he ate the little pig in one big bite.
W- What a dilicious little pig! Now I must find the other two piggies, and give them their photos!
N- Off went the wolf, and soon after he began his search, he came upon a house made of sticks with a little pig cowering in the window.
W- Little pig! I have your photos!
P- Oh my! Thank you Mr.Wolf! Let me get us some tea!
N- Has the pig goes to get the tea, he trips on a misplaced stick and stumbles into the walls of his house causing collapse
N- After the rubble settles all that remains is a pig cooking over an open fire, now the wolf not one to waste a meal eats up the little piggy.
N- Has the wolf continues his search he comes upon a house made of bricks.
W- Pig! Mr.Pig are you home?
PM - Oh my! Wilber! I do not believe who it is!
PM - It's your father!
W - Oh my, you mean to tell me these little pigs were my children?
N- Now for our lost listeners, the wolf once had a romantic encounter with a little pig in the past, and the result was the 3 little pigs.
W - Son I have the photos of you and your 2 brothers!
N- And like something out of a hollywood movie they run to each other in slow motion.
N- But the wolf feels a grumble in his stomach, and in two big bites it's over. The End
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